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To quote Ben Franklin, "In Beer there is freedom, in wine
wisdom, in water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully
controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1
litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (E. Coli), a
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo
of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer or
wine because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering, and fermenting, etc.
Remember: Water = POOP Beer = FREEDOM Wine =
WISDOM. Therefore, it's better to drink beer or wine and
talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.
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